Thursday, May 29, 2003

I want a Stella award
I'm overweight and have been for most of my life. Therefore, I have decided to sue my parents for providing ice cream and other fatty foods when I was a child, thus creating an environment wherein I had no choice but to get fat. Come to think of it, I bet there's ice cream in their freezer this very instant. It's an ongoing crime! Where's my lawyer?


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