Thursday, May 04, 2006

C for Cookie
With a tip to Joe, check this out. Makes me feel poetic:

Remember, remember
I once was so slender
Until cookies were all that I got
I see no reason
They were so pleasin'
But my tummy loves them a lot

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Can I get mine with mayo?
Last night I saw one of the new Apple ads that pits a nerdy (Bill Gates lookin') PC against a cool (isn't that the guy that was clobbered by wrenches in Dodgeball?) Mac. There's a whole series of them, the point of this one being that Macs come with all kinds of cool software but Windows does not. While Dodgeball guy is talking about how the Mac has iThis and iThat, the Gates clone brags about how Windows has Calculator.

Uh, it was just a few years ago when Microsoft was taken to court because they supposedly bundle too much with Windows. Now one of its competitors is bagging on them because they don't bundle enough. That's a plot twist.

Monday, May 01, 2006

Don't vote for John McCain
Apparently he thinks that First Amendment thingy can be a nuisance.